Welcome, Pusilanimous Sycophant

If you are intelligent enough to actually read this blog, then you are probably wise enough to figure out I am not at all a progressive! In fact, you probably don't get any more right wing than I am. Contact me personally to learn which conspiracies I am involved in--actually, you know what, I am involved in all of them. I go to the weekly meetings and arrive by a private helicopter (black of course), which I keep in the underground bunker behind my house, next to the nuclear holocaust button. For those of you wondering, the button is not red, it is blue. I much prefer blue, except when in reference to the scum of the earth Democrats.

Anyway the purpose of this blog is to offend as many people as possible, expose the world domination ploy of the 'Progressives' (liberals in communist clothing), and sway as many people as possible to vote for me so that when the inevitable take over of the communist, I mean progressive party happens, I can switch my alignment and be in control of millions of minions as opposed to being robbed of all I have earned and stuck in a bread line...

Enjoy!